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Chocolate Sunglasses

The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.
Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.
by Anita B. Jainow February 21, 2008
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dixie sunglasses

This is a woman who lives in the south and has two black eyes; she is always accompanied by a redneck or thug who tell her to shut her mouth.
Becky: I tole you they don have those shoes here.

bubba:Shut up bitch or I'll give you some dixie sunglasses.
by Derek Olford August 11, 2010
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roman sunglasses

The act of having a tit on each eye, like sunglasses. The reason for the name being that historically, the Romans banged like no other.
“Yeah so last night, my girlfriend gave me the Roman sunglasses
by Fenderyeetcaster February 8, 2021
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Sunglasses with UB Protection

Sunglasses that protect men against bitchy, annoying women.
- Honey, let me see the soap opera please! You know how I love the soap opera! You can watch your football game some other time! You're being rude! OMG you're so rude
- Not listening to you. I'm wearing these Sunglasses with UB Protection: they protect me agains U Bitches!!!
by Jota ahahahaha July 22, 2012
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Rain poncho and sunglasses

"Ooh, rain poncho and sunglasses."
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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sunglasses

Dark-tinted glasses, worn for a variety of reasons.
1: If it's a bright day.
2: If you have been given a black eye and want to conceal it.
3: You are making a (not-very-good) attempt to conceal your identity.
4: You are a complete tit who thinks wearing sunglasses makes you look like a gangster or a pop star or something.
"Why does Sunglasses Roy wear shades even when it's dark? Does he think it's cool?"

"Er, no. He's actually an alien with red eyes and doesn't want anyone to see them".
by Stormsworder April 8, 2007
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Sunglasses Affect

The sunglasses affect is a condition involving people who wear sunglasses, and the consequences of such can apply to both sexes. There is a general rule that people who wear sunglasses look more attractive. This applies especially to females. Males viewing a female or vice versa may think that the person wearing sunglasses is attractive, when in reality they may not be. This can be particularly devastating and emotionally crippling when the person you are staring at turns out to be not attractive. However, if the person is actually as attractive as the sunglasses hint at, the results are most satisfying. Hence, the sunglasses affect can be both positive and negative, but it is generally linked to the negative side.
by gbullets June 20, 2010
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