Amish Surfboard

A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

serfboard

When a peasant starts an uprising so you have to waterboard them.

Jake: my slaves got out of control today, so I had to waterboard them. I hate my serfs
Sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. I remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016