Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023

Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless

by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018

Technical support

A place big companies send your call to after dealing with a shitty automated system, just to deal with some fuck in india who you cant understand what so ever.

Herro dees ees abdul with Technical support, how mae i help yew today.

by Creeper Slayer October 17, 2019