suck me up

when some one say shut the hell up you say suck me up

Victim- shut up
You- suck me up

by Scottdale December 20, 2007

Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

suck me sideways

Basically, kiss my ass or fuck off

A: "so she apologized for sleeping with my ex - boyfriend"
B: "did you tell her to suck you sideways?"

by word lover May 13, 2005

suck me up girl

A side girl you frequently get mostly blow jobs from, that your friends and especially your family don't know about. A generally slutty girl, desperate for attention and acceptance, but will never get it. A yopper.

"Yo! I'm gunna go and hang out this my suck me up girl real quick, but I'll hit you up after. It shouldn't take too long."

by MRCWILL October 27, 2015

suck me from behind

the act of getting blown from the rear

Erin was feeling really ambitious so decided to suck me from behind, nonetheless I came within seconds.

by Expert Pornstar December 9, 2013

suck me off daddio

an expression often used after spamming someone that will probably be used as a joke by your friends for years

"Did you hear that Hayden said suck me off daddio to that Matt guy?"

by obesewhaies June 16, 2016

dont suck me

what you say when someone wont hop off or just something to say when someone is insulting you and you dont have a comeback

loser 1) jake your so cool that dance was on piont
loser 2) yea jake on point i want to be just like you

Jake) ok but dont suck me about it

OR

john) Jake ur a fagg

Jake) ok dont suck me

by lunatikrahim December 20, 2008