Dirty Sturgeon

When having anal sex with two girls at the same time with your unwashed, smelly member. At the moment of orgasm, you pull out and have the second girl swallow your filthy load.

If you ever perform the Dirty Sturgeon with a couple a good looking girls, be careful of kissing the recipient afterword. There may be a huge amount of santorum on her lips afterward. This is fine if you are into that sort of thing.

by Mustache Wax July 26, 2011

sturgeon

Sturgeon: A fresh and saltwater fish with diamond shaped scales. diamondsides = nickname. "Whites" get bigger than "greens", but mostly you can't catch whites. Bottom feeders by design, hard to catch fun to play on a line.

My friends wife hooked a sturgeon but had never seen one. She pulled it up to the boat, took one look at it, screamed, threw the pole in the water, and jumped to the other side of the boat almost in tears. She did set the hook though.

by millwoody4x4 September 5, 2005

Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack

A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.

He has a face like Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack.

by Shockblock May 29, 2021

sturgeon bay

a city in Door County, WI with a rough population of 10,000. A major trap for fucktards.

This area is known for its natural beauty, thus a bunch of F.I.S.H Bastards come here to vacation!

The Sturgeon Bay community is full of tards

by Cody S. April 19, 2004

sturgess

A word describing a very large, double tipped penis.

For example: Wow thats a sturgess ;)

by brittenisreallyawesome September 30, 2013

Sturgeon

1 1/2 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Kahlua
3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk

"Crista, I ordered you a Sturgeon from the bartender."

by The Fresh Princess November 14, 2009

strugenheimer

the release of constapation! Strugen meaning large amount of suspended fecal matter and Heimer meaning release!!

"John, you haven't been to the bathroom all day." "I know Melissa. i've been constipated all day." "Well, John, let me know when you get that strugenheimer."

by à♂ June 26, 2009