straighten the mirror

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.

Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.

by mrsmom February 10, 2017

Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.

What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner

by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021

national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023

Gender-straighten

Opposite of Genderbend, it is the act of straightening out a Trap's gender to represent the gender they are dressed as. Thus no longer making them gay.

Guy 1: *Fapping to Gender-straightened Astolfo*
Guy 2: Ugh dude, that's that gay shit.
Guy 1: Nah bro, no dick, so it's cool.
Guy 2: Shit dude, scoot over, lemme in, No Homo.

by TheTruthHurtsDontIt? January 6, 2021

Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.

Oi help me with a straightener

by Boooottyyclapper July 30, 2022

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.

"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)

by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024