Straightener

When a man wants to have a free end watch him fuck his own mother.

Oi help me with a straightener

by Boooottyyclapper July 30, 2022

national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023

Getting straightened out

To be made in a mafia family or become a made-guy. To get fully inducted into the family.

Vinnie getting straightened out means he is now a made man in the family.

by Vinnie from Chicago December 30, 2024

Straightener

The name given to a consented pre organized refereed fight event between two people to settle a prolonged conflict or disagreement that they have failed to come to an agreement on and have past the point of resolving matter with discussion.
In representative of themselves or as a representative of opposing groups.

Used as a method of achieving peace on respectable terms with minimal casualties.

“We are having a straightener so we can put this all behind us.”
“We only fight with our fists, we don’t use weapons, we want a straightener.”

by RealMsgR March 30, 2025

Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.

Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.

by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024

Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.

"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)

by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024

Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.

What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner

by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021