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The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.
After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).
The German Stienburg starts with a man anally plundering a female that is bent over while he is simultaneously holding a tractor tire over his head and using it to do shoulder presses (as in a strongman competition). While pressing the tire and banging the girl he screams out "shiza" every time he makes a press.
After the man makes coitus, he drops the tractor tire on back of the female's head...rendering her unconcious. Finally he lifts up her naked body and proceeds to bench press her... all the while counting his repetitions in a loud, harsh, commanding, German accent. (If you can count in German that is ideal... but if not the accent will suffice).
"Dude, I have to stop by the farm later and borrow a tractor tire, my girlfriend is finally going to let me give her The German Stienburg."
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This happens all too often in shitty little provincial ex industrial towns, particlary where there is high unemployment and lack of local expenditure. Basically anyone with half a brain cell leaves for somewhere better as soon as they are old enough to leave home. Nobody ever moves there because things are better elswhere. Only people who are too retarded to get a job anywhere else remain. They then sign on, breed amongst themselves and produce even more retarded offspring and so the cycle continues. Evolution in reverse so to say. Common situation in many parts of northern England. In years to come the local inhabitants may physically devolve into lower level life forms such as fungi or plancton.
This happens all too often in shitty little provincial ex industrial towns, particlary where there is high unemployment and lack of local expenditure. Basically anyone with half a brain cell leaves for somewhere better as soon as they are old enough to leave home. Nobody ever moves there because things are better elswhere. Only people who are too retarded to get a job anywhere else remain. They then sign on, breed amongst themselves and produce even more retarded offspring and so the cycle continues. Evolution in reverse so to say. Common situation in many parts of northern England. In years to come the local inhabitants may physically devolve into lower level life forms such as fungi or plancton.
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