Spread some sort of lubricant on a smooth floor. Then place a partner on the floor. Make him/her commence oral sex then pull him/her by their bush along the floor. (the pubic bush)
by Franco-Kiwi Loki! June 25, 2009
A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.
when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night
by quimaphe July 02, 2025
When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 08, 2023
When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.
by Imafunny April 24, 2018
by FP.27 May 27, 2022
by Brittwitt89 February 29, 2020
A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.
by Predator69 March 11, 2017