Stains

A somewhat attractive young woman with above average "junk in the trunk" who inadvertently walks in such a manner that allows her male coworkers to discover stains on her undergarmets, most likely caused by a partial "wedgie" which has absorbed vaginal discharge. Although the size of the stains are somewhat debatable, they are undeniable.

Daniel invited "Stains" back to his "crib" so he could inspect the "meat curtain".

by Darrin Pulver December 20, 2004

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stained

marked and needed to be cleaned or discarded of

Gary stained his undies for the 4th day in a row.

by Jimmmy September 16, 2003

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stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

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stain

noun. A person, place, situation, or anything that exists, but you wish it didn't.

verb. To bother unrelentingly

adjective. see stainful

Man, my job is such a stain!
Dude, this girl is staining my ear!
This play is stainful!

by BMcP August 4, 2005

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The Stain

Noun: A residence where outrageously cool people reside. Only one know to exist in the world. Residents are what many aspire to be - orgasmically cool, whitty and outrageously sexy. God like creatures

"I hate our huge mansion house"
"Yeah, The Stain is so much cooler!"

by RSLP January 29, 2008

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