Sloading

Sloading is the slow buffering your computer or electronic device can go through, when the connection is bad.

I guess we won't get to youtube for another five minutes, it's sloading like crazy.

by CallumFoster January 29, 2021

Sload

Usually obese somewhat mental issues. Can be crazy or annoying. Also a begger

The lazy sload ate everything in the fridge and is demanding I go get more food.

by Sload May 10, 2022

Sload

Ejaculation into a condom in your partners ass. Pulling out while leaving condom half in half out. Tying end off to allow partner to "suitcase" your "load" to be enjoyed later. Putting the terms "to suitcase" and a "load" together.

I love the feeling of a full condom in my ass! I'm going to "sload" that to the house so I can save it for later!

by BigAceHall May 18, 2022

Sloadout

Sloadout: A combination of weapons that drastically reduce movement speed.

"Why'd you pick up the sloadout?"

by RJ the Wordsmith November 18, 2022

sloading

sloading verb (gerund/present participle) & noun
sload·ing /ˈslō-dɪŋ/

(verb) The act of downloading or otherwise loading digital content at a painfully slow pace.

(noun) A download or data transfer that crawls along so slowly it feels stalled, often accompanied by growing user frustration.

Essay-deadline, 11 p.m.
Student (texting friend): “The journal PDF is sloading—3 MB left and the progress bar hasn’t moved in five minutes. If it doesn’t finish soon, my citation list is toast.”
Friend: “Ethernet beats dorm Wi-Fi. Plug in before the spinner hypnotizes you.”

by Blake McBride May 13, 2025