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Spitzered

Getting so drunk you forget to put your porn collection away leading to it's discovery in the morning.
Mike: The old lady's breathen down my neck.

Ike: I told you to quit getting spitzered.
by Mbob March 20, 2008
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Spitzer

A Swiss-German version of the British term "Wanker"
"Hansli isch en Spitzer", "Hansli is a Wanker"
by Javier W,P April 30, 2006
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spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.
"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert
by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008
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spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.
My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!
by UD Reader July 7, 2008
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Spitzer'd

a. Like Punk'd. One who gets caught for doing hypocritical actions.
a. John, who is married, preaches that it's immoral and considered cheating going to a strip club. John later gets caught by his friends with a wad of twenties and singles in his hand while getting a lap dance at the local "Crazy Horse". John, you just got Spitzer'd!
by Mike Zo March 22, 2008
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Spitters

Know most commonly on “race jet skis” spitters are often mistaken as pissers. Only full blown racers know about “spitters”.
“Oh yeah fuck yeah dom check out those “spitters” on that super jet over there.. that guy pulls ass for sure”
by Ohyeahfuckya June 12, 2019
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Spitershadower

A narcissistic personality type, in which a spite filled person; generally referred to as a hater, has a distorted view of how big tough and scary they are. When confronted, similarly to a spider they tend so scurry away, and retreat to their self made web, in other words their convoluted views about they way they see themselves in comparison to the world.
Spitershadower's may be un aware of their actually size in comparision to their shadow. They are not all bad, but generally create problems for others due to their hidden insecurities. When a Spitershadower see's their refelction in the mirror and realize they were deceived by their own shadow, it can scare the bejesus out of them. However, this is a good thing and a turning point if they accept their reflection in real space. They then become the mirror themselves, either using their realized identity to reflect light and colorful objects generating more light and color spectrum, as they grow bigger by feeding this light spectral energy to other color full reflectors. In contrast if they choose not to use their new awakened consciousness of this reflective potential, they remain the same, or seek darkness eventually making them disappear. They are incapable of seeking and basking in colorful well light areas as long as they refuse to face their Spitershadowing behavior.
by OutCaKtIsLand July 13, 2019
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