Spencer

Having the biggest dick.

I love to suck a guy with a Spencer!

by Bob Enforciory October 24, 2008

Spencer

An asshole who will make you as happy has possible for almost 6 months then leave you for 3 girls that are way out of his league. One of the girl's cousins is the reason why you went through therapy for an entire year.

Friend 1: Damn, you really got hurt by Spencer.
Friend 2: Yea, he really turned into an ass. I thought you two were perfect. His whole family loved you.

by a salty ex June 7, 2018

Spencer

A loaf of cornbread. Would rather play Fallout than lose his virginity.

Ethan : "hey my bwother Spencer is in the top 100 in pixel gun 3D

Joe: "YOUR BROTHER IS A LOAF OF CORN BREAD!!!"

by 🅱oston Ross May 18, 2018

Spencer

A hot brunette boy who will break the fuck out of your heart.

Girl: did you see spencer making

Out with that blonde?
Girl 2: yeah, that shit fucking hurt

by Indira November 25, 2019

Spencer

Has a penis so large that there are not enough words on the planet earth to describe it

Is spencer black because his cock is the size of an f-150 pick up

by BigNgaWithAIDS November 26, 2018

Spencer

Spencer: One weird ass kid with some cool ass eye brows. He's a good friend and can crack some dank jokes. Everybody loves this guy and loves to roast this guy. He's an all around home boy, who's name sounds like splinter.

A: What's that kid doing humping a water Mellon?
B: eh nobody knows. He's such a Spencer.

by Mindfuck111 July 27, 2016

Spencer

A shark of all trades. He is absolutely crazy about Peyton Neville. He talks about her day and night and they are positively in love. He thinks that she is the most beautiful bean pole in the world. He talks about her day and night and would do anything for her. They are very in love and he is proposing on Tuesday.

Damn, Spencer, you sure are crazy about that Peyton Neville.

by gossipmoose October 3, 2016