Spotify Stalker

person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.

“damn that bitch is ridin on my music she a hella Spotify stalker”

by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Spotify battle

When two or more people with the same Spotify account fight over what music is playing on the account

Nothing is more intense than a Spotify battle with your sister

by Thatlamptalks June 20, 2017

spotify DJ

a "DJ" who only plays songs using the Spotify app, rather than mixing songs in a more skillful manner

Yo who hired the 'spotify DJ'? The girls aren't dancing

by a local DJ October 9, 2017

Spotify PTSD

When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.

Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife

by SKYNET853 March 27, 2023

Spotify

a platform where you can exerce the act of spotification on other people

Guy 1: wanna do some spotifying
Guy 2: ok lets spotify

by kudasaixc November 1, 2023