Oi! Sparky!
by squashi_mitsu December 6, 2003

Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!
Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!
Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"
by DewNut March 27, 2008

Pet name used for girls(usually when you can't remember their name). Similar to other classic pet names such as love muffin, pookie, or bitch.
by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

Sparkie, is a DJ, presenter and perveyor of all things deep and spiritual. So called because SPARKIE is also a name of people called Mark..... i.e Mark "Sparkie" Tarling. Some say the most famous DJ you have never heard of, and 3rd on Google if you input Sparkie.
by mark tarling October 18, 2008

by redrobot September 24, 2005

A person who drinks a lot of Mt. Dew Live Wire who may or may not proceed to bounce off the walls and anything or anyone else.
by Sparky McPeach May 4, 2005

by snake_eyes July 21, 2006
