Splatic

The product of excessive vehicular passage over road kill; flattened road kill carcass.

"Ewe look at that road kill."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."

by Pungent punner May 27, 2013

SpanaRican

App person whose ancestry is 1/2 Spanish and the other 1/2 Puerto Rican.

You can tell that Pedro is a SpanaRican because he is eating paella and pasteles for breakfast.

by Crazy Son Hoohoa St. October 27, 2015

Salticane

For reference, see: Salty Storm

A Salticane is an upgrade from a Salty Storm. A Salticane is cum that is so thick and salty that it yields a high probability of causing great bodily harm, death, or total property loss upon direct impact. A Salticane may also cause mild - moderate damage to other persons or property in close range. A Salticane may cause damage to the penis of the man launching to Salticane. Additionally, anyone within 50 feet of the Salticane should seek shelter as soon as possible.

Doctor: "What is wrong today, sir?"

Man: "I had a huge Salticane last night...My girlfriend is dead, my house is a mess, and worst of all my penis ruptured. Think I will ever have a girlfriend again?"

Doctor: "Not with that messed up cock"

by Cum Prepared January 8, 2016

splatcan

A word, often used to describe a lesbian who is on their period.

Did you see Jess at school today? She looked like a splatcan!

by Cytoplasmic Reticulum August 28, 2016

salatiya

The one who is devoted to god.

She's so salatiya

by #thegirlwithlonghair March 21, 2018

splatacake

1. A term in Splatoon used specifically when you destroy your opponent with easy.
2. A infamous badass who plays massive amounts of Splatoon.

Bro! You just got SplaTacAKed!

by J. Bidnaz January 8, 2019

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021