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Sneizures 

Chronic condition of repeated sneezing tantrums often exacerbated when going from dark to light areas or generally being oversensitive to anything sneezing related.
I would buy my girlfriend flowers but she is allergic to everything and it gives her Sneizures.
Sneizures by duitbrains June 12, 2014
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Sneeizure 

Full body convulsions due to the powerful effect of a series of sneezes
Some bitch sprayed perfume on the bus and i had a full blown sneeizure
Sneeizure by Jeffree pullman March 24, 2017

Steezure 

Steezure; v. To have a panic attack from to much steez.
Ozzie just had a freaking steezure broski.
Steezure by Steezure June 20, 2019

Sneeizure 

When you have a ridiculous sneeze that looks like a seizure.
*in a quite office*
Person: *outrageous sneeze noises.*
Other person: “Holy shit did you just have a sneeizure?”
When you sneeze more than 3 times. After a sneezuire you do not receive a bless you, you get medical attention
achooo, achooo, achoooooooooo

Dude are you okay??

No I had a sneezuire
sneezuire by calwilli69 December 30, 2021

Sneeizure 

It's when you sneeze but it looks/sounds like you are having a seizure.
When you sneeze so much you're having a seizure.
*Random girl sneezes in class*
Teacher: are you having a seizure or are you sneezing ?
Girl: I'm having a sneeizure
Sneeizure by jo_jms May 17, 2022