Smurfed

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Brand: Urban Dictionary
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When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

Smurfed by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

Smurfed by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.

I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.

Smurfed by Skinflick October 29, 2020

The Pg version of saying fucked

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

Smurfed by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

Blueballing someone so bad they resemble Papa Smurf.

“She’s been Smurfing Levi for 4 months now”

“You really gonna Smurf me like that?”

“Damn, I feel so Smurfed right now”

Smurfed by Cazz February 10, 2021

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.

“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”

Smurfed by Fluverrr December 15, 2021

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty

Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.

Smurfed by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022