Smudge head

Derogatory word for Christians and anyone who follows or believes in the Christian agenda.

"You see all those idiot smudge heads walking around last Wednesday?"

"I was talking to this fucking smudge head and he still believes that Jesus was real"

by WePutHimToBedALongTimeAgo May 1, 2012

Fanny smudging

To rub ones hands vigorously across the female genitalia

I was busy fanny smudging the Mrs last, she fucking loved it

by Bigbob91 July 3, 2015

smudge parlour

Predominantly A dogs or another animals asshole ( rissole ) that has a terd streak around its rim.

Hey dog! Get that festy smudge parlour off the lounge..

Johnny!! Go put some undies on, your smudge parlour is marking the car seats.

by Oombie August 19, 2018

Smudge The Cat

Someone who has your back and can always make you laugh, though they have the most cursed images ever saved. They have the same shit humor as you and have the best videos saved

"the man is just like a Smudge The Cat"

by FGBHJFDGHKJBNFG November 27, 2020

butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.

'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'

by mel p November 30, 2004

fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.

"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 25, 2005

Southpaw Smudge

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.

I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.

by JSH774 December 14, 2007