smog

when you smoke weed in a sealed off room and fill it with smoke

i dont even need to smoke to get high when he smogs in my room

by pizzot November 9, 2004

smog check

Snorting cocaine out of a woman's asshole.

Hey Ox why is your face covered with coke?
I just gave Angela a smog check!

by Bjebbe February 18, 2009

Smog check

When you're tossing someone's salad and they toot in your mouth

I was eating Karen's butthole and

she gave a smog check.

by Jackee1134 June 17, 2018

smog

An "sms" also known as a text message on a cell phone. Smog is short for "Short messsage blog"

Wow! I have received 200 text messages today. That's a lot of smog!

by Todd Dusenberry March 19, 2007

SMOG

v. one who has consumed or smoked marijuana or cannabis and is strongly under the influence of marijuana or cannabis.

I smoke some dank today, i SMOGGED out.

by SMOGGED OUT- June 4, 2011

Colorado Smog Cloud

Get somebody to rim you,and while their riming you let a big fart out. Its better to eat alot of rims a couple hours before you do it.

"Did you fuck her??"
-"Nahh,she didnt want to after the Colorado Smog Cloud"

by BigWalterWoodard February 19, 2011

smog whisperer

someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.

girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?

by superatlasman September 28, 2009