Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.

Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.

by Stropko June 3, 2010

Ai shiteru

It means I love you in japanese.

Ai shiteru, Kaoru-san.

by Rainy~ March 17, 2010

smitemeister

The word "smitemeister" comes from the game "Heretic", a popular successor of the original Doom series.
"Thou art a smitemeister" was the 4th and hardest difficulty level. The word is a combination of two languages. In English, "To smite" means to strike down, injure, or slay with great force, and "Meister" is the German word for master. In other words, master of slaying, or major asskicker.

I just kicked some demon ass, I am the smitemeister!

by The Smitemeister January 29, 2008

Smithers

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.

My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers

by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.

1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"

by jhuni February 21, 2009

Smite

Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.

The knight will smite down any who oppose him.

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003

Smitesh

A beautiful, funny, kindhearted person, who loves to have fun and go wild. A Smitesh loves to look great every second of the day and is average height. A Smitesh loves to hang with friends and would do anything for them.

Linda: no, its okay. i dont really want to go.

Hareem: omg, be more like a Smitesh! ):

by Anonymous292930 June 1, 2019