Smart

The exact opposite of me

"Jerry is not smart"

by Notaverygoodname May 7, 2018

smart-on

See smart on.

It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.

by joelmw October 25, 2010

Smart

When someone is smart they are itelligent

She was very smart

by Beautiful babe23 March 18, 2015

smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."

"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

a smart

A person who has fine eyesight but wears glasses with proper lenses because if makes them "smart".
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.

I am a smart!
That bloke over there is a smart.
You're a smart?
Woah. You just did a smart.

by rEaLlY rEaLly ReAlLy BoReD pEp May 11, 2018

smartness

something you probably dont have

Dude, you have a smartness level of zero!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ONE

by jambley July 30, 2008

smarts

Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.

"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."
"Way to go, smarts."

by Jaquie January 11, 2007