Slumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while they are slumped over taking a poop

Last night I got a slumpkin, shit was weird.

by Jhouse406 December 27, 2022

Slumpkin

The next level of a blumpkin. the act of getting a blumpkin whilst going down a water slide

"ive done the impossible, i got a Slumpkin from Jenna the other day at the waterpark"

by DinkleSmurf June 24, 2024

Slumpkin

A bitch falls in the toilet ass first, legs straight up, now she’s in the shape of a V. The guy then proceeds to sit on the toilet backwards and receives fellatio while taking a dump on her chest

I walked in the bathroom and caught my mom giving my dad a slumpkin

by YoloWhite May 10, 2025

The Mary Simpkins

A church going person who lies and spreads rumors. Elderly washed up has been or ratchet.
A jump off, bigot, or person who enjoys drama

Oh bitch, you just pulled The Mary Simpkins on her ass!

by South of 0 July 11, 2019