Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

Saskatchewan Switchblade

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008

Saskatch

The most elusive of the Saskatchiformes. Last seen in forested areas of Connecticut, foraging for food amongst undergrowth and vegetation. Appreciates the love.

"Look, a wild Saskatch!"

*Creature in question ducks behind a tree.*

by SASKATCH October 21, 2010

Slack

For a SubGenius, Slack can be anything you get or enjoy out of life that you don't have to work for or pay for , an approach where one stops trying to make things happen or exert control, and instead simply "allows" or "lets" favorable events to occur. Everyone is born with Original Slack, an ideosyncratic harmony with the flow of life which the unwitting Conspiracy of Normality is unceasingly trying to trick us into giving up, often as a Con-job in exchange for False Slack (anything you're sold or conned into that you have to work for or pay for, or the obligation of working or paying for it).

I just had a the most Slack-filled (week/day/hour) -- everything just fell into place and "accidentally" went my way, and I didn't have to lift a finger or pay even one red cent to make it happen that way. Hell, I even found a $20 bill, so I'm money ahead! Talk about SLACK...

by Monseignore Laszlo, SubGothius May 7, 2004

slack

Has nothing to do with "slackers" or college or hip indie movies of the nineties. Is the secret ingredient of the Universal Solvent, the Holy Grail, the true goal of all mystic beings.

"Verily I say unto thee that unto thee who haveth Slack more Slack shall be given, but whoever so should lack Slack shall lose even that." - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

by Pope Breakfast April 5, 2003

cut me some slack

-relax and get off my back
-stop giving me such a hard time
-back off and take it easy

if u argue with somebody and he/she just wont stop bringing up arguments against u, u tell them:
"ahh, cut me some slack,will ya?"

by SL3000 September 17, 2008

Slackerbitch

1. Slackerbitch is a song by an alternetiv rock group called Placebo

2. Slackerbitch is the definition of a female that is lazy and is fucking/likes to be in company with gay men. A slackerbitch is almost the same as a faghag and slackbitch.

Diana: It ain't no fun anymore without
Lisa!
Marte: That slackerbitch! Hanging out with
all those queen guys!

by Evil "Butterfly" Panda January 2, 2005