Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

by gina November 20, 2003

Pig Slapped

When a pig's tongue is taken out of its mouth and slapped across the face of another person.

I pig slapped tobeh lastnight after he had sex with my girlfriend.

by Toby_Rawer February 15, 2010

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 13, 2008

Trump slapped

The act of being slapped in the face with a micro penis.

By Mikes bragging of his penis size Jessica thought she was going to get lucky, but instead she got Trump slapped.

by Larry Teach August 24, 2017

bagel slapped

To Uber Pwn a n00b, or to slap a n00b with bagels

LOL Bagel slapped N00b

by Ub3r St3v3 June 11, 2006

slapped

Gone. Drunk as hell. High as hell. Under the influence of something.

Damn jo, dude slapped as hell he cant even stand up.

by SiLENT74 April 27, 2009

Mushroom Slapped

When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.

Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!

by Aiden07321 June 6, 2010