shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

by PiranhaFeet May 16, 2023

shithackery

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.

This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery

by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025