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I want to shit my pants

An expression used to describe a feeling of being overwhelmed by something unnecessarily complicated or hard.
I can't let go of my ex because we have so many things in common and we have been in each other's lives for so long, but I really love you and want to build a future with you.

- Omg you are so hopeless! I want to shit my pants...
by little.piece.of.cow.poo May 31, 2018
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driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
by llvdoc September 7, 2017
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I'm just here to shit my pants

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
by ewol May 30, 2007
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pants shitting bass drop

a bass drop in a song, usually from the dubstep genre, that causes all in attendance to shit their pants.
bro #1: were you at that concert last night?! I heard there was a pants shitting bass drop
bro #2: yeah man! Borgore dropped the beat so hard that I shit myself multiple times!
by animaux January 2, 2012
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are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: Dude, I just hooked up with your sister!
Jeff: Seriously?! What the hell man! Are you shitting in my pants?!

Jim: >_> <_<... no
by Shinaynay January 16, 2008
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