Shit Bag

A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.

" Got your parents wearing black clothes and got you homies wearing shit bags"

by KingVonSextingTooka March 14, 2024

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023

Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018

Shit bag

A shit bag is a bag full of poop/shit.

That shit bag is very heavy with shit/poop.

by Jamal panacle January 14, 2024

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)

The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.

by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018

Shit Bag

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...

You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.

by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020