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Sheldon

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A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.

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A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.
-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father --

Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon

-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --

Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!
by matin69 July 13, 2023
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Shelden

A great, funny person, who always is there. He is the kind of person to put your needs before his own. He will do anything to impress girls though. He can also be a little crazy ( but in a good way ). He is a hard worker that always has a smile. People usually tease him about weight but he laughs with them. He sometimes lets his mouth run and sometimes gets in trouble for it. He has someone he hates with a passion. He is usually tall and plays sports.
Shelden was AWESOME but also CRAZY last night. He is a great person.
by Brookoi February 13, 2019
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Sheldrping

A half sleep state, in which a person is not exactly able to communicate, but still tries to. Kind of like a sleep walker.
Why did you text me nonsense in the middle of the night?
I was sheldrping.
by KronosX November 15, 2021
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Sheldon

Sheldon is so fucking cute.
Sheldon went on vacation.
by A279741 April 26, 2022
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Young Sheldon

The prequel to The Bing Bang Theory. An actually good sitcom about Sheldon cooper when he was young (naww fr??)

Do you guys even realize how autistic Sheldon is?? Love that guy
Guy: My favorite show is Young Sheldon.
Gal: isn't that the show about the smart ass kid?
Guy: yes that's it.
by WolfWithAKnife September 16, 2023
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Sheldon High School

Sheldon High School is the best school in the Elk Grove School district. Although it it highly over populated, it still kicks Elk Grove's ass.
person 1: Hey why's there so much traffic
person 2: oh because city planners suck and no one knows how to drive.
by someone December 3, 2004
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sheldon

a complete piece of shit . run away if u have a friend called sheldon , he's dangerous .
'hey , who's he ? he seems nice'
'u mean sheldon ? no , he isn't '
'why do u say that ?'
'he's abusive , a bad person . don't ever trust him'
by jellojelly June 13, 2020
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