sheffield wednesday band

Bunch of sad acts who expect people should offer their rickets to the band for nothing, just so the band can help make them boring bastard wedmesday fans sing a little!

Fucking hell, what are those sad bastards doing now, don't they realise the blades are kicking their arses 3 nil?

by crazy joe August 10, 2004

beljain jacob sheffield

its when jacob sheffield swallows a lot of horse cum and fisting becca

beljain jacob sheffield

by steven56788 March 02, 2010

Sheffield Hallam University

An institution of legends. Though they may not be quite so keen on flicking through books as their academic counterpart down the road they sure as hell have more fun.

Generally deemed as more attractive than ‘Uni of’
They most certainly would rather be a poly than a cunt

Oh does he go to Sheffield Hallam University? He must surely be quite the dashing gentleman who knows how to have fun during his studies

by YorkshireManAmI March 25, 2018

Sheffield Sick Pie

Following the Sheffield Shagpile, the partner being shagged in the ass, who now finds sick in their hair and dripping down their face, after they shat on their partner, also throws up combining the sick with that of their partners. Unfortunately there is no easy means of cleaning this up so you take the plunge and eat this Sheffield Sick Pie.

Oli had done a Sheffield Shagpile with Ben and now feels ill as Bens sick is dripping down his chin. Oli is sick into the sick that belongs to Ben, but his water has been cut off and he has no way of cleaning the mess. Oli decides it is best to have a Sheffield Sick Pie as his real lover Russ is due round later.

by kjk72 August 12, 2008

doing a Sheffield

doing pretty good one season, and then being a shit-pile the next season.

"I got a B+ the last exam, now I got a F this exam!"
"damn, your doing a Sheffield."

by WowDowTheCrow December 18, 2020

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 03, 2013

Sheffield bidet

The act of washing one’s arse in a puddle after taking a shit outside.

Ashley did a Sheffield bidet after shitting in a car park.

by Mrs Miggins September 10, 2024