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30 Seconds to Mars

An amazing band headed by Jared Leto, the coolest evAr. They rock out of the universe with their glyphics. Welcome to the Universe.
Jared Leto sings for the band 30 Seconds to Mars, and they are greatzor.
by Sam Nizzle January 31, 2004
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5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.
Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010
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About 5 seconds

The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse
Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!

Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!

Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long
by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023
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53 Seconds

When someone posts something on the internet just prior to you posting the exact same thing on the same message board.

It may result in having to edit your response so you don't look like you are repeating the same information just late to the party.
Person A: My team's best player was just suspended.

Person B: 53 seconds. I was just going to post that.
by SvenFuzzy December 3, 2010
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30 seconds to mars

Fucking kick ass band! With an interesting stellar concept of glyphs and cyphers.
Their album will take you on a trip, kick your ass and then bring you back wanting more.
Dude I just saw 30 Seconds to Mars yesterday, they were awesome!
by RavenousPlant July 28, 2006
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sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.
I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009
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5 Seconds of Summer

A band which calls themselves punk rock while in reality they are just a bunch of idiots iding on unicorns and chasing rainbows.

THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!

These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.
5 Seconds of Summer saved my life.
by Smutty Penguin June 18, 2015
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