chinese screwdriver

When a man is doing a handstand above the prostitute. The prostitute proceeds to shove wads of raw noodles up the man's asshole while the the man spins on a platform.

"Yo, I was in China for business and I got the sickest Chinese Screwdriver. I can taste the noodles."

by Mom Poon Monsoon October 3, 2013

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"

by Beginner Brocheter April 6, 2022

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by idkagoodname222 May 24, 2010

newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

super screwdriver

A screwdriver (alcoholic drink of vodka and orange juice), made instead with Everclear and orange soda.

Last night we ran out of Grey Goose, so we made a super screwdriver with our Everclear and Crush orange soda.

by ghetto drinks August 31, 2010

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

The screwdriver

Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.

I gave Kevin the screwdriver after he fucked me in the ass.

by Littlefuckfucker69 March 27, 2019