Scone

Sweet but flaky. Lovely person but never shows up when plans are scheduled.

I love hanging out with her, but she a scone.

by Queensman May 11, 2018

Scone

Hard cookie

Look at that scone

by Pumpkin_cookie September 29, 2018

Scone

A type of cake that creates a huge argument about how you pronounce it.

Hey how do you pronounce scone?

by Rainyah January 8, 2019

scone

dead posh fuckers who go to grammar school pronounce it like this instead of scon

oh ya! jolly good old sport, how was the cricket? pass me a scone why don’t you? top hat dear fellow! ya!

by yourcreatureofthedark March 2, 2019

Scone

A hard cookie.

Me: This cookie is too soft :O
Person: Have a scone
Me: Whats a scone
Person: A hard cookie

by Hercules girl June 26, 2019

Scone

The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.

dayum. That girl so getting a scone

by fucking lesbian ass hoe January 8, 2020

Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN

Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.

by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023