Scafe

Meaning 'everything is alright', sorted, all is well. A variation on the theme of 'safe', originating in East-Side Malpas, Da Port

'Scafe Clart'

'That draw's pretty scafe spa'

by God May 12, 2003

Scaffy

When something appears to have been created or given detail to in a tightwad manner. Scrimping or being stingy. Something very poor in amount or lack of detail.

Orphan Boy: "Please Sir, please may I have some supper?"

Master: "NO BOY! Why should you receive anything????"

Orphan Boy: "I need food for I am hungry & I have completed all of my chores!"

Master: "Hmm.. Very well. You may have ONE small portion of Gruel!!!"

Orphan Boy: "Err.. Master that is really scaffy as I was rather hoping for the Lobster & Caviar!"

..Example 2..

Linzi: "Hey, do you like my new chair?"

Elliot: "No way! It's a bit scaffy! Look at the way it has been made! It resembles an 8 year old's wood shop skills!" Oh.. And if that is oak then I will bottle up my farts & go deep-sea diving breathing nothing but my ass gas!"

by PeggyLuXXX July 6, 2007

Scaffolders Laptop

Scaffolders Laptop = Fruit Machine, Diddler or any kind of gaming machine found in bars that will ultimately lose you money but seems to attract people nevertheless especially from the laboring trades.

"Man, I cant believe Numnuts over there just won £20 on that scaffolders laptop, I've been diddling it for over an hour!!"

"He's pro man!? he's a scaffolder!!""

"Ahhhh....."

by Quickerwit October 6, 2011

scafed

a combination of the word scraped and scuffed. can be useful when describing a mall grabber.

Damn! That kid is most definitely a mall grabber because his pants are extremely scafed!

by nig nog SH February 28, 2010

Scaffle

Verb.
To stab someone in the eye with a dull pencil or pencil eraser.
Can be used in the past tense. Scaffled.

Tom through a paper at me so I scaffled him.
Dude, why's your eye bleeding? Did you get scaffled?

by HRHAnastasia February 23, 2011

SCAFF

stands for Senior Chicks Are For Fags..made by a couple of dick head senior guys from BHS who are so insecure that they have nothing better to do with their lives than make fun of other people. Their not hot and can't drink without looking like a complete fuck. The only reason they made the "club" up in the first place is to cover up for the fact that they can't get ass from any of the Cape girls. the clan is slowly decreasing and really only consists of one person who sadly devoted his whole senior year to scaff and who probably will get his ass kicked in college, beat his wife(if he can find someone desperate enough to marry him in the first place), and live the rest of his life knowing he is a stupid low life fuck with no friends but his own penis.

too bad your the fat one

by RML May 2, 2005

Scaffolder

Man who elicits sex from animals, usually badgers, on building sites. (Quite niche)

your dad's a scaffolder

by pasha barbi March 7, 2008