Steven

The greatest person/name ever...also the sexiest person. I love him!
Steven is SO sexy, I just can't take it when he's near me...RAWR!
by pop goes da weasel May 28, 2008
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(n.) a carnivorous mammal that prefers his food deep-fried with a tall glass of sweet iced tea or a super strong margarita. Offer great advice and support, but only when he feels like it. And often saves the world, but again -- only when he feels like it.

Academically gifted and worldly. Garners the attention and hatred of others by being an over-achiever. Lovably promiscuous. Travels to foreign lands on a whim. Kicks ass when necessary and administers justice to narrow-minded juveniles with a bitch-slap.

Stevens often appreciate good food, good liquor, witty conversation, club music, and hot, sweaty bodies.

Great for a friend. Terrible for an enemy. Approach Stevens with caution (or you gonna get bitch-slapped).
"Hey, what happened to your friend?"
"Oh. He when to Austria to teach people about American materialism, or something like that. He left a few days ago."
"Shit...talk about being a Steven."
by Personal AzN February 12, 2010
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steven

An extremely cool guy that is hotter then any other person I know. He is hip n happenin and can woop anyones ass.
Man I wish my name was Steven. Then I would be friends with everyone.
by Henry the second February 14, 2007
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Steven

A very sarcastic individual.

Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.

He's a HUGE family guy.

Few people hate him and when someone hates him, he makes it is own personal mission to change their mind.
Tiffany: Is my butt fat?

Steven: No, but Dom's is!

Dom: I know!

Steven: It's ok, I like it. ;)

Steven, Dom and Tiffany: LOLMALSH!
by Steven Savio August 31, 2008
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Stevens

1.Shorter way of saying even stevens
2. Bring some on to zero life points in card game (eg. Magic, Hearthstone etc.)
Guy 1: hey man, you owe me ten dollars

Guy 2: How bout i buy you lunch and call it stevens
by Wmgjt October 19, 2016
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Steven

Very nice person and rlly funny too always there to help u when u need help and also good looking sweet and kind
Steven: Hey are u okay?
Friend: yea thanks for being there for me

Steven: no prob
by Jenny The best September 23, 2017
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A cool, sweet guy with a big heart. Tends to love dogs especially chow chows. Is a attic to work out and to stay fit. Usually bilingual or trilingual. He can make a girl laugh or guy. Usually wears glasses and makes him double the smarts.
Did you see Steven with all those chow chows he must gets all the girls
by Inaliak June 29, 2017
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