green staircase

The act of 69ing while slip-n-sliding down a staircase into a pool of green jello

I think I broke my arm riding the green staircase with katrina

by Cabur March 10, 2016

Family Staircase

A family that consists of many steps. Step parents, step children, etc.

My family has so many remarriages, we're a family staircase.

by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017

Trojan Staircase

A large plywood staircase filled completely with zombies. Used in conjunction with the Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort.

Fear the Trojan Staircase! FEAR IT!

"Oh, what a charming staircase. Oh no! ZOMBIES! Oh no! SLINKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Blasting Staircase

1. Synonym for kicking ass, or doing something awesome
2. Hyperbole for describing something awesome
3. Doing something insane

1. Greg: I did the run with a laptime of 2,3 minutes
Chris: Woah man! You were totally blasting staircase!

2. Greg: Do you remember the devils three-way we had yesterday?
Chris: Hell yeah! It was blasting staircase!

3. Greg: Yesterday I was blasting staircase!
Chris: How come?
Greg: I did a backflip from a 50feet drop, landing in a shopping cart and win a nascar race!

by The staircaseblaster January 13, 2011

Spiral Staircase

Is a sexual position in which the male enters the female from behind, pushes her face into the pillow and then sticks his thumb into her ass and twists in a clockwise motion. This gives the sensation of the downward forcing motion during thrusts from the pelvis.

Hey man, I took this girl home lastnight and gave her the spiral staircase!

by Gino Genoa March 31, 2010

anal staircase

A staircase where anal sex happens at random usually by prostitutes.

Hey joe let's go to the anal staircase

by Memely_dayz June 3, 2017

Endless Staircase

The Endless Staircase is a section of the 3rd/2nd floor in the video game Super Mario 64. The section is self explanatory; the game makes it seem as if the stairs are infinite. This effect only wears off if you collect 70 stars, the minimum amount required to reach the final boss.

The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.

However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.

To perform a BLJ:

1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.

The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.

"The endless staircase is a fucking pain."
-Some 13yo in the 90s

by MemeMaster9000 October 19, 2021