Slobber Swear

The Slobber Swear is the only way to determine the truth out of your loved one. A Slobber Swear is more promising than any "Swear to God", "Straight Up", "Right Hand Up", "Swear on Graves" or even the overrated "Pinky Promise". A Slobber Swear is an act that only a couple can perform. A Slobber Swear is performed when one does not believe the other and they will touch tounges (and maybe some slobber) to ensure 100% trust in eachother!

Guy- "Babe I promise I didn't know!!"
Girl- "How can I trust you?"
Guy- "I Swear to God!"
Girl- "Don't believe you!"
Guy- "I Pinky Promise"
Girl- "Liar!"
Guy- "I Slobber Swear!!" (Reaches out toungue)
Girl- (Connects with her toungue) "Aww! I should've trusted you"

by GR3CH June 10, 2011

slobber donkey

A girl who will literally blow any guy that talks to her.

Don't go near that girl bro, she's such a slobber donkey, I heard she blew the whole football team in under a week.

by Urban Nugget August 15, 2016

Slobber Jonesy

Another term that describes getting head, a blow-job, brain, etc.

"I went by shorty crib last night, she hit me with the crazy slobber jonesy!"

Slobber - the oral component
Jonesy (Jonesing - talking)

Combine the two words it means talk to my dick.

by KING-JD February 27, 2009

slobber doggies

A werewolf or a group of werewolves

Oh god help me the slobber doggies eating my foot or The wild and rare species of slobber doggies travel across the planes of the moon in their doggy pods hunting for moon antelope

by Dark Lord of Slobber Doggies October 17, 2010

Slobber Boogie

When your lady friend gives you an amazing blow job.

My wife was doing the slobber boogie on my meat whistle last night on the porch and the neighbors caught us.

by Half shaft October 31, 2018

slobber sock

a young teen girl named savannah that likes to take cold baths full of ice , while been gagged by rainbow socks & tickled by mexicans , and fucked up the butt by a jewish man with a hairy chest.

you slobber sock on your socl

by baby./ November 30, 2009

Slobber jackit

Either a verb describing a slobbering person performing a hand job utilizing saliva or a noun describing a garmet worn by people involved in animal or people services in which protection from saliva is necessary.

Sweetheart it's getting kind of dry down there maybe you should try to slobber jackit.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020