by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022
Get the schizomug. by NippleInhaler November 2, 2021
Get the Schizomug. (n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
Get the Schizo Drivermug. by Chonese October 26, 2022
Get the Schizomug. A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.
Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?
Or
Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
Or
Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015
Get the Schizo Stickmug. When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.
Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.
by thehappytwo March 15, 2025
Get the Infinite Schizo Loopmug. A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.
by Aki in a trackie May 5, 2022
Get the Schizo Beaniemug.