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Schizo Beanie

A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.
M: "Yesterday, I linked schizo beanie fr."
H: "Make her wallet hurt, king."
by Aki in a trackie May 5, 2022
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schizo yapper

someone who talks to themselves and/or says random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.
Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro is a schizo yapper"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."
by wok911tower March 18, 2024
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schizo

"haha schizo"
"not cool bro that a serous mental disorder"
"whatever schizo"
by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022
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Schizo

That guy is a total schizo. He thinks there are people living in his walls.
by NippleInhaler November 2, 2021
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Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022
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schizo

Does not refer to actual schizophrenia, first of all.

"Schizo" is someone with an irrational macro-level fear, such as believing that tech companies are tracking your information to make you eat bugs. This is the fear or worry at the level of disembodied groups or abstractions - schizos are worried about a "they", or at a concept, but without an idea in mind of how their fear would be carried out realistically.

This is in contrast to "paranoid", which tends to mean irrational micro-level fear, such as believing your neighbor is plotting against you. Paranoia fear or worry at the level of specific identified people or things.

(Neither of these are clinical definitions; this is slang, and by definition colloquial.)

It can also be used as a prefix. "schizoconservatism" describes the kind of conservatism characteristic of InfoWars and QAnon. "schizonutrition" describes a bizarre and evidence-agnostic nutrition characteristic of solbrah. If you see schizo- used as a prefix in this way, just think “the conspiracy theory version of that.”
Soandso keeps talking about how he "won't live in the pod" and "won't eat the bugs", this is such schizo shit oh my god.
by alfred- October 25, 2022
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Schizo Premix

To prepare to get angry to overly angry at or on someone or something.
"Dude shut up your making me schizo premix"

"Dude stop schizo premixing its not that serious"
by Glenview April 7, 2025
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