by Laquesha March 23, 2006
by Ali J December 21, 2004
A extremely sensitive person with skinny legs and very pronounced pectorals. He loves starting new relationships but struggles to keep the momentum. He shows some flirtatious behaviours reassembling a pampered flamingo. Salt loves to be included with the bois. He also loves a good party on a Friday night. The pride of salt comes with his shoulder length luscious lively locks. A Salt will always take pride in their outward appearance especially their pectoralis majors. The species “Salt” refuses to spend less than $50 on clothing. The most common phrase you’ll hear from a Salt is, “big hem”, “true but”, “that’s phat”, “ohhh you’re not wrong”, “Wwwwaaatt”, “add us on Snapchat”, “you wanna get hit”.
A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip.
All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
A Salt will never come to school the next day after a sporting event. His bedtime will be no earlier than 12am. He also finds sitting alone to be quite uncomfortable. Never take his spot at the back of the bus otherwise you’ll hear about it for the rest of the trip.
All together a Salt has a calm tempremate and will be loving and caring towards their flock. They will be there for you, not let you down and you can trust them.
by The Bois October 22, 2018
A dyke lady who works a barns and noble's all the time, loves sports illustrated, she is vey rude, and calls people crazy which isn't a complement
by Pepper101 December 30, 2010
by Alison Poon December 15, 2011
Salt thrower, Throwin salt, salty bitch/nigga: Ones who partake in but not limited 2: hating, talking shit, cock blocking, being stank, playa hatin, acting like they kno, bein 2faced, stuck up, ignorant, actin like they shit dont stank, etc
"why would u do something like tht trev?" Trev:"2 bad i didnt" Jim:"she acts like she knows" Trev:"yeah, salty bitch, i gotta go 2 the doctor now, my sodium level is dangerous"
by TmoFnRev May 06, 2010
To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.
by KissKissBangBang77 November 21, 2010