When you lay a man down on his back, making him hold his ankles by his face and then forcibly fuck him while using his penis to swipe on your phone
by Thatdude343614 June 28, 2021
by russelladamdavis May 1, 2008
by poodude35 April 4, 2022
Russ: Wow, that cioppino was delicious.
Craig: I wish I had ordered it.
Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.
Craig: Mmmmm!
Craig: I wish I had ordered it.
Russ: I’ll give you the next best thing, a Salty Russ!! Bend down.
Craig: Mmmmm!
by Kramalama April 27, 2023
Russ: You see my new car? It’s a corvette.
Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.
Danny: Dude how?
Russ: I guess I had a rich uncle that died and he gave it to me in his will.
Danny: Dawg you got Russ Luck.
by 973russ February 16, 2023
A fat piece of human waste, commonly refered to as a person. His nervous state is almost as infamous as his bullshit stories to make himself look "cool"
Russ:"This dude came into my house and I pulled out my 9 and my 10 and I said get out before I bust a cap. Then I got shot but I was okay enough to go to a party and fuck three girls at once."
by jim bob krew September 20, 2004