Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

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The Slimey Rudder

When a gentleman removes his penis after ejaculating into his partner and promptly, while still covered in semen, slaps it repeatedly around his lovers face.

"I think she was expecting a cuddle, you should have seen the look on her face when i gave her The Slimey Rudder!"

by Stained July 22, 2012

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rudder butter

The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.

After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.

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Tail Rudder

Similar to the 'Motorboat'. The act of pushing one's face in between the butt cheeks, and rocking your head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorously, vibrating your lips.

I took your mum home last night she loved the Tail Rudder!

by TailRudder October 8, 2010

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