When ya girl sucks so hard,your nuts swell to the size of bull nuts
Oh God my girl gave me a rocky road oyster!!!
by JohnDadIsAPlumbr April 1, 2018
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It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
by HelplessButter October 30, 2019
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Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.
Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.
by Skullylove March 21, 2023
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Someone who is sexually explorative and adventurous, likes to engage in new experiences, likes it rough, choked, bdsm, anal, toys, all the things. Just like the ice cream, it's not boring or plain in anyway.
I just hooked up with this dude, and he's far from vanilla. He's a rocky road mf.
by J Bird October 31, 2021
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