rockstaritis

someone who thinks they are a rockstar because they play a musical instrument and have a rockstar haircut. They usually live in dream world believing their big break into the scene is just around the corner. This belief system carries well into their 40's or even 50's and some will never realise the truth of their existance. Seems to mainly affect christian musicians and guitar players. Christain's bands that go on tour in in a third world country that think that because a big crowd turned out they are rock legends when in reality it's the only form of entertainment these people have ever had.

Dude 1: did you hear Dave is in a band, he showed me his pictures on facebook, the crowd was huge?

Dude 2: yeah dude he plays in a christian rock band, those pictures are from Uganda.

Dude 1: Rockstaritis sufferer huh?

Dud 2: big styles!

by smaclib February 25, 2010

rockstar

Rockstar is without a doubt the best makers of videogames out there. Of course, they're the makers of the beloved Grand Theft Auto series, but they make other great ones as well... I think their best work is seen in Red Dead Revolver. Rockstar aint never gonna care about what fuckers like Hilary Clinton say.

Lets pray to the game gods that Rockstar Games is never bought out by EA!

by Rockstar is the best July 15, 2006

RockStar

Something REALLY good... Somthing only "rockstars" could get.

Getting a good parking spot

"Yea! I got rockstar parking!"

by Heather June 16, 2004

rockstar

1) A highly successful purveyor of popular music known as "rock".
2) A fat line of cocaine.
3) A power rangers character, known for his great evil. Killed by being snorted off the "Mirror of Destruction".

Yeah, Mick Jagger is a motherfuckin' rockstar.
Mick Jagger lays down some rockstars. That shit gets you hella blown.
Mick Jagger (aka the Red Power Ranger) blew Rockstar off the Mirror of Destruction.

by Powderhead May 7, 2007

Rockstared

When you send a incoming call straight to voicemail on your cell phone.

That bitch called me during the game, so I rockstared her.

by jmomma May 31, 2009

rockstar

Derrogatory term used for persons or groups who feel their social status is greater than it actually is.

Person 1: What's up with this show? Where's the opening act?
Person 2: They showed up, but left because there weren't enough people here...
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I dunno...they're rockstars, I guess...

by kwirk June 3, 2005

rockstar

The act of ejaculating into your hands and smearing the cum all over your knees. After this you slide across the ground on your knees, playing an air guitar, while singing Rockstar by Post Malone.

Wow Post, you look like a real rockstar with that rockstar!

by WHYTETHUNDA October 22, 2018