The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.
Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"
by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010
Get the Rock Star Retarded mug.A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
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the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.
"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
by iamriceboy November 19, 2011
Get the rock star shower mug.Billy Bob: Hey can I get a rock of that good good from you?
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar
by psychedelic shack January 29, 2014
Get the rock star without a guitar mug.An alternative to using the common “index and middle finger quotes”. Rock star quotes utilize the index and pinky fingers of both hands. To use “rock star quotes” bend the index and pinky fingers of both hand simultaneously, while keeping all fingers bent, before and after the word you want to quote.
"Stop using rock star quotes. It makes you look like an ass.", "Dude! Rock star quotes!? That's awsome!"
by -Alex- October 14, 2006
Get the Rock Star Quotes mug.A particular section of a store which contains clothes designed for rock stars.
J.T. Arpent, aka airman, aka Big O, shops only in the rock star section
J.T. Arpent, aka airman, aka Big O, shops only in the rock star section
Arpent: "Where's the rock star section, yo?"
Rae: "Jason we're in Wal-Mart, they don't have a rock star section"
Rae: "Jason we're in Wal-Mart, they don't have a rock star section"
by Raised by a cup of coffee May 24, 2004
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