A man who loves eating Poo and sucking penis whilst raping children and putting hotsauce down his urethra
Hey I’m a roadman

“So your a pedo
by Homeless22555 February 26, 2022
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degenerate Kids from low income families who think they're tough and bad, living on government money. usually originating from a run-down district . The attire in which they are mostly seen in consists of trainers, nike or adidas joggers and a thin shirt, although they often prefer to go shirtless with their fellow scum. Usually seen late at night and often in packs, the common "Roadman" involves themselves in petty crime such as stealing bikes and vandalism. To add to this, they engage in harassing citizens they don't like, such as normal people. Speaking with little grammatical structure, the common "Roadman" has a distinctive accent which is also a method of establishing solidarity amongst their fellow degenerates. Their essentially non-existent grammar and grasp of the english language is very undeveloped and they prefer to engage in coversations using vulgarities. They like to establish dominance over a certain area by using an arsenal of various weaponry, plundered from their house, and sometimes off an illicit dealing. Roadmen usually occupy public areas such as the park or outside the sweet shop where the roadmen devour the lowly priced synthetic confectionary. It is also the best shopping area for the low income families which the roadmen are brought up in. Speaking of which, the the common roadman will establish a unique bond with the local corner shop owner which is often visible through the mutual use of the title 'bossman' when communicating with one another.
Oh hes a proper roadman isnt he?
Yeah bruv, mans a roadman cuz
by Mr Ass. August 4, 2022
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A british year 7 trying to be a gangster but looking more like an annoying preschooler attempting to look menacing with a northface jacket and a ski mask.
Dave: Timmy turned into a Roadman, that's so cool.
John: Is this nigga serious?
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A roadman is the brother speices to a chav. Roadmen normally date chavs. They are normally located in South London,Birmingham, Manchester and Liverpool. They use the phrases:

Innit

Blud
Wagwan

Peng
Leng

Alie

Fam
Bruv

You can use them in a sentence like this:

Ur gal kinda leng innit.
Y U IN MY ENDS FAM!
Roadman are ferel so stay away from them
by Jxjxb January 11, 2022
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Roadman is a English term for an older teen or a mid-life man who always hangs about with the mandem (friends).
They are often seen inside McDonalds, dark alleyways, and any place downtown where all the people are. Sporting the classic puffer jacket and Nike, Armani, or knockoff man-bag; they stick close to their mates. Their manbags' usually contain: a shank or cheap pocket knife, a few joints, and either an iPhone 4, or 5.

They commit petty theft, and smoke each day with the mandem.

The common roadman dialect contains a variety of words, such as:

mandem (group of friends)
fam (group of friends or a friend)
bruv (general term for another person)
peng (attractive)
blud (general term for another person, but more offensive than bruv)
ends (area that they live)
waffling (telling lies)
innit (or init)
cuz (means cousin, term for a friend)
chatting (telling lies)
sketch (short for sketchy, means threatening place)
my g (best friend)
safe (good)
finessing (looking good)
fresh (brand new, or good)
creps (shoes)
mate (friend)
book (run)
babe (girl)
coppers (police)
y'know (you should know, or, do you know)
oi (hello, or a way to get someones attention)

Said words can be used in sentences, like:

"oi, cuz, me and the mandem are goin' out tonight, you comin' wit' or nah?"
"nah bruv, this place is sketch, lets book it"
"oi, oi, take a look at that babe, she lookin' peng, bruv"
"oi fam, watch the spliff, the coppers are round the block, y'know!"
mam, i'm not a chav, mate, im a roadman!
by livingm3m3 January 13, 2020
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A prick who thinks there hard and hangs out with chavs
Roadman: “Wag-wan g”
Normal person: talks normally
by Neeky-neek_69 April 15, 2022
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A absolute idiot that always thinks your trying to disrespect him
Me: *walking*
Roadman: Ayo what you doing on my turf
Me: heading home
Roadman: so you calling my mom a slut aye

Me: no
Roadman:so you calling my dad a wasteman then
Me:*running away*
by TGDEN July 12, 2020
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