i was giving my girlfriend destructive road head, or a monza, and then i threw the bitch out.
- matt wheet
- matt wheet
by codytucker August 30, 2006
I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.
by topgunmav October 18, 2010
when a girl gives her boyfriend a blowjob while he is playing a racing game on his beloved video game system.
Guy: give me some video game road head while i race these guys on the offroad track!
Girl: okay! *suck suck*
Guy: AHHH!! *crashes*
Girl: okay! *suck suck*
Guy: AHHH!! *crashes*
by Chelsae March 20, 2008
The act of receiving head on a bumpy road while having the sunroof open, as the make ejaculates, pulls her head away and shoots his load out the sunroof while simultaneously hitting the breaks, landing the load on the windshield then using it to clean his windshield
by Dirtymikeandtheboys April 01, 2014
Bubble Head Road is BS! Doesn't exist!
Normal, everyday, hardworking, taxpaying, voting citizens live there. They have been woken from sound sleep, shot at, windows shot out, vandalized with spray paint, egged, bottles thrown at, nothing but harassed!!
Normal, everyday, hardworking, taxpaying, voting citizens live there. They have been woken from sound sleep, shot at, windows shot out, vandalized with spray paint, egged, bottles thrown at, nothing but harassed!!
by Fed-up "Bubble Head"! July 05, 2009
It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
by HelplessButter October 30, 2019
by aycomidaenlacasa December 16, 2021