A state of being largely known but seldom understood.
Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.
If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe
Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.
If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe
"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"
by DreAddy February 06, 2011
A nob that is tender and ready to explode.
Can also be described as juicy.
Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.
Can also be described as juicy.
Nobs become ripe and explode. When they explode cheese comes out. Explosion occurs after nibbling.
by DJD December 20, 2003
A hot or attractive male.
by Jazzyberry May 22, 2020
When a girl exercises wearing a sports bra, afterwards her tits become extremely firm and enjoyable. Therefore they are ripe, or good for the picking!
by P0OPBALLZ March 30, 2011
Ripe Anus, ripe-anus
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.
1) A point in time directly after the relese of flatulants pertanning to the oriface.
2) The lingering smell of an individual who has a severe case of the mudd butt. In this case, an uncomplete wiping of the anus.
3) A refferance to the tightness of a girlfriends brown eye. Perhaps a boyfriends. Not my preferance.
1) Dude this song sucks Ripe Anus!
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)
2) You stink, go wipe your ass you ripe anus!
3) Girl you have such a Ripe Anus!( That ones sure to kill her mood. Think it, don't say it.)
by NickName4U April 20, 2006
The act of conducting anal sex. Ejaculating into the recipient's anus. Then laying under said recipient's anus while they push the ejaculate into the ejaculator's mouth.
by Prof. Frank VonBlumpington March 03, 2010
Guy #1 "Did you see that one"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #2 "yeah she is Ripe and on the Vine"
Guy #1 "Darn.... I think you are right..."
Guy #2 "yeah dude she is wearing a Hanna Montana shirt and driving a Jaguar...she must be Ripe and on the Vine"
by THE GOEGE September 22, 2010