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Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.
"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."
by mrbesbol October 28, 2008
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Right-wing social justice warrior

A social justice warrior of the right. These people have similar tendencies as left-wing SJWs. The only significant difference is which groups they are warriors for: for left-wing SJWs it is women, racial and religious minorities, and LGBT people; and for right-wing SJWs it is 'murica, the police, troops, and Republicans.
Sports players who don't stand for the national anthem cause a lot of outrage among right-wing social justice warriors.
by 24-cell August 31, 2019
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Right Wing Liberal

Right Wing Liberal is a liberal whose liberalism is close to the old definition of liberalism. A right wing liberal stands for equality in opportunity and liberty. A left wing liberal in contrast stands for equality in outcomes and COULD be supportive of an oppressive democracy. Both left and right wing liberals are accepting of people of all races, faiths and sexualities. A perfect issue to differentiate a right wing liberal from a left winger would be the issue of private businesses having to serve all of their customers irrespective of their religious beliefs. A left wing liberal would want the businesses run by Catholics to not deny their service in a gay wedding. A right wing liberal too would prefer that, but would rather see the business owners make the right choice rather than the government forcing them to do so by the threat of an expensive penalty. When it comes to America Right Wing liberals also tend to respect the constitution way more than left wing liberals. The right to own a gun of any kind for example.

Right Wing liberals also tend to be more for individuality than collectivism. Right wing liberals acknowledge that people are different and thus their money making ability differs too. Their concept of equality in opportunity as it applies to economics is not denying any person to pursue his business interests in a free market. Left wing liberals on the contrary believe in class warfare and wealth redistribution.
Left wing liberal: There is a gender wage gap, with women making less than men. We need to eliminate it by rewarding women more for same work.

Right wing liberal: That does not sound liberal to me. You get paid proportional to your productivity. If any pay differences exist, it may be because productivity differences exist.
by Iskandar May 9, 2015
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Right Wing Death Squad

The Right Wing Death Squad can be seen as one of the extreme variants that lead to the birth of "The Honkening" in recent times, theses are beliefs that the world they are living has went crazy to the point of a need to hard-restart civilization, embodied by the Right Wing Death Squad: an elite force of convinced militia personel equiped with gear meant to strike fear into their targets while making the wearer an unstoppable armed force with an adament resolve to get rid off of what they think caused their society to the brink of collapse.
One example could be the recent New Zealand shooting (if we spare the details) with its mechanical way of acting and lack of empathy, treating the targets with extreme prejudice and still thinking he has done the right thing.
"It is time to eradicate what has been a curse to modern society: jews. niggers. kebab. brits."
-some right wing death squad enthousiast
by someordinarygamers April 29, 2019
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Right-Wing Slut

A conservative voter who runs from one new right-wing political group to another, loudly embracing even the most ridiculous of them.

After the Republican losses of 2006 and 2008 many splinter conservative groups arose -- Club for Growth, TEA Party, 9/12/, Freedom Works, BEAR Revolution, etc -- to rally dispirited Republican and conservative voters. Many of these groups have a single-issue viewpoint and corporate backing keeps them viable. Disenchanted and uninformed voters are reeled-in and then do the noisy publicity work for the organization.
"My Dad keeps sending me emails about new political groups he thinks are going to save the country. I thought Limbaugh and TEA party were bad, but now he's onto BEAR Revolution. What a right-wing slut."
by Yo' Momma, too December 14, 2009
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right-wing nutjob

What John Kerry regards George Bush as, in the flash cartoon this land
"You're a liberal cissy!"
"You're a Right-wing nutjob!!"
by RHS Student September 7, 2004
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Right wing bimbo

A conservative/Republican female with a low IQ, unable to answer questions that are stranded knowledge to fifth graders, and uses phrases like "lamestream media" because they will be revealed to be as dumb as they look. So they go to whine on Fox News or talk radio about their "unfair treatment" from the non existent liberal media.

Usually privileged white women who are better off making porno movies. They rely on conservative manginas to protect them from any legitimate criticism. Right Wing bimbo's will claim to be constitutionalists but don't know a damn thing about what is written in it, tend to be pro life and for abstinence when their daughters are pregnant and/or slutty.
The top examples of a right wing bimbo are, Sarah "Carbuo Barbie" Palin, Michele "batshit insane" Bachmann, Christina "dumber then a fifth grader" O'Donnal, Sharon "Latino hating racist" Angle, Carly "the destroyer of HP " Fiorina.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago February 20, 2011
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