Ridgefield Connecticut is one of the wealthiest towns in one of the wealthiest counties in America. We are overpopulated to the point that it takes 30 min to drive through mainstreet. However, with all the people you see swarming town on a daily basis, you will never see anyone who isn't white. We have zero diversity. If you're a down to earth, kind person you will be ostrisized to no end and have no chance of fitting in. Here in Ridgefield we sell million dollar shacks. Our cops are incompetent losers. They sit on the side of the road all day just waiting to pull people over for going 10 above the speed limit. A lot of our tax money goes to Dunkin Donuts.
by Kinkypitty June 12, 2018
Get the Ridgefield Ct mug.A poorly defined town in Connecticut. Yes, it is generaly rich, and most houses are either ancient colonials or new McMansions. There are a decent amount of normal sized/aged houses, but not many are located in any area they would be seen. The town does have a terrible selection of shops, most being over-priced clothing stores, 'antique' stores, jewlery stores and that one lingerie shop. The only places that stay open after 7 are Deborah Ann's, CVS, Planet Pizza, Starbucks and the Subway that was forced to move to a side street rather than actual main street. There is the park, which has a tree, gazebo, stage and is CVS ajacent. The cops do have not a thing to do, so they spend all thier time busting teenagers for drinking and smoking. They do this alot, since alcohol and cigarrets can be bought by the on homeless man in town for a low, low price. The school is well know for having good SAT scores and GPAs, but that doesn't make it a good school. The building is poorly designed and overly-crowded, the classes spend only about half the actual class time doing work, and many teachers enjoy talking about thier personal lives with the students. Most seniors drive, and the majority of the current sophmores are complete bastards/bitches. The girls are not AS slutty as everyone says, but there are plenty of sluts around. The jocks are well know due to the fact that the only thing ever talked about on morning announcments is sports (mostly football). Our mascot is the tiger, which there is a bronze statue of outside the main office. It is male. Very, very male. The kids are not as spoiled as everyone thinks, but money is not an issue for virtually anyone in school. Sex happens, but sex happens everywhere. Sometimes on the stage in the auditorium. Some kids do do drugs, almost always pot, but not everyone is a junkie. Underclassmen do fight more than past years, but it's mostly amongst themselves. Cars... are fairly normal, but there are too many humemrs and jeeps for a suburban town like Ridgefield.
Student 1: WTF. Ridgefield isn't as f'ed up urban dictionary says.
Student 2: Pretty close though.
Student 1: Yeah...
Student 2: Pretty close though.
Student 1: Yeah...
by YourNameOrPseudonymHere March 11, 2009
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Get the North Ridgeville mug.Pretty much a white town with like one black family if you want to search. The people there are total asses to each other, and if one person doesn't like the other, they get SOO mad.
Everyone there has a house at least $500,000 or more. It's run by Marconi, and no one else will run against him, so he wins every time. Ridgefield has like 3 hang-out places, and the teenagers hang out in large herds in a parking lot of either Genoa, CVS, or Dunkin Donuts.
The cops there are as bored as hell, they can't seem to find any sort of crime except when a teen has like >0.1oz of alcohol.
Every person there has tried pot, and some smoke on a regular basis. The parents are rich, and give all their kids an allowance of more than $15/day. Some families actually have a normal amount of money, and don't own a beach house in Florida and Rhode Island.
All of the people there ski or snowboard, and they go to Vermont every other day. Most don't feel like actually doing anything in school, and their parents have no discipline. If you have less than a 4.0 gpa, you're stupid. Also, all the stores are closed by 7pm, so that pretty much kills all the night life.
Ridgefield is nice to live in, if you're a popular, white, rich kid who looks down on everyone and plays football.
Everyone there has a house at least $500,000 or more. It's run by Marconi, and no one else will run against him, so he wins every time. Ridgefield has like 3 hang-out places, and the teenagers hang out in large herds in a parking lot of either Genoa, CVS, or Dunkin Donuts.
The cops there are as bored as hell, they can't seem to find any sort of crime except when a teen has like >0.1oz of alcohol.
Every person there has tried pot, and some smoke on a regular basis. The parents are rich, and give all their kids an allowance of more than $15/day. Some families actually have a normal amount of money, and don't own a beach house in Florida and Rhode Island.
All of the people there ski or snowboard, and they go to Vermont every other day. Most don't feel like actually doing anything in school, and their parents have no discipline. If you have less than a 4.0 gpa, you're stupid. Also, all the stores are closed by 7pm, so that pretty much kills all the night life.
Ridgefield is nice to live in, if you're a popular, white, rich kid who looks down on everyone and plays football.
Kid 1: I was in New York City, and I saw a hobo with a sign, and I ran behind my mom.
Me: Your a little Ridgefield boy who just saw a hobo. It'll be okay.
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Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Border of NY.
Me: Your a little Ridgefield boy who just saw a hobo. It'll be okay.
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Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Border of NY.
by Anonymous12445136 January 8, 2012
Get the ridgefield mug.A town in Connecticut that is connected with many stereotypes. Having lived here, you know you are a true Ridgefielder if you're the majority of these things...
- You vacation in Florida every long weekend.
- You've been to Martha's Vineyard at least 3 times.
- You're Italian.
- If you're not Italian, you're "1/4th Irish"
- If you're not Irish or Italian, then you're from some unknown country, and love to brag about it.
- When someone asks what Deborah Ann's is, you gasp.
- You've had a cell phone since you were in elementary school.
- You play soccer if you're a girl, basketball if you're a boy.
- You're constantly bickering about Mets vs Yankees
- You have a teenage/older sibling.
- There are many sets of twins in all of your activities.
- You vacation in Florida every long weekend.
- You've been to Martha's Vineyard at least 3 times.
- You're Italian.
- If you're not Italian, you're "1/4th Irish"
- If you're not Irish or Italian, then you're from some unknown country, and love to brag about it.
- When someone asks what Deborah Ann's is, you gasp.
- You've had a cell phone since you were in elementary school.
- You play soccer if you're a girl, basketball if you're a boy.
- You're constantly bickering about Mets vs Yankees
- You have a teenage/older sibling.
- There are many sets of twins in all of your activities.
Ridgefield...
by Ollie44 March 24, 2011
Get the Ridgefield mug.an unbelieveably boring, retarted shit-hole where all the girls are sluts and obsessed with soccer and starbucks and all the boys are assholes and obsessed with airsoft and slutty girls. everyone is separated into their own cliques, and when they hate someone, they despise them with every ounce of blood in their body and are as nasty as hell to them (yes, even the adults do this... pta moms, mostly). the women are snobby bitches with fur coats and louis vuitton bags who havent worked a single day in their life, and the men are never around and always on buisness trips in japan or europe. basically, its the homophobic, bitchy, boring, small version of bel-air.
ridgefield is like a fruitcake: disgusting, ugly, and you never, ever want to eat it, even touch it or just THINK about it. otherwise, you might gag or even worse throw up.
by ct hater, ca lover April 13, 2006
Get the ridgefield mug.Ridgefield... They're all brick mansions in this town. This preppy little town is the next runner up to New Canaan in rich preppy kids. Basically, the parents make huge amounts of money to spend half of it on their children. The kids go out to buy drugs and alcohol, and over 63% of teenage girls there are sluts. Despite drinking, drugs, and underage sex, the students manage to receive incredibly high grades and achievements in soccer, and umm... soccer. If you're not preppy enough for New Canaan, it's Ridgefield.
The less-preppy less-wealthy version of NC
by ridgefieldknowitall April 6, 2005
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