Raking Leaves

The collection of money which has almost always been earned through illegal activity.

(10 PM)
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?

Steve; I'm out raking leaves

Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?

Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

raking acorns

Short for: "Raking Acorns Up a Hill".

A hopeless pursuit, a pointless endeavor.

You think you're going to win? You're just raking acorns!

by Chesterfield McFisticuff December 27, 2016

raking your trail

To arrange the path of hair, that lay on some men and women, connecting the chest follicles to the pubic folicles in a tickling manner typically with a comb or a brush with many bristles.

Dude: "Yo Shorty, you better be ready, cause imma be raking your trail tonight"

Shorty: "That would be the bees knees!"

by Crusty Bitches August 14, 2017

Raking

When you use a fork to eat ice cream because you put your silverware in upside down in the dishwasher and only the forks and knives come out clean.

"Why in the world are you raking right now?"
"Because all of my spoons are dirty."

by icecreammboii November 7, 2017

Raking the Carpet

To comb one's pubic hair.

Yeah man, I walked in on him raking the carpet. Turns out he's got crabs.

by Ironic Username November 8, 2017

Raking

Fighting a forest fire in Finland

The people of Findland can be found raking the forests to reduce the chance of US type forest fires.

by ScottyKlink November 19, 2018

Raking

The act of scraping the insides of a woman's vagina in an attempt to perform manual stimulation, due to lack of knowledge regarding the clitoris, sex, or women in general. Popular amongst young males, commonly under the impression that they are causing you pleasure, as opposed to awkward and uncomfortable pain. May derive from a lack of beneficial sex education, a lack of experience, or a lack of intelligence.

"Is this good?"
"No mate, this is raking."

by RGR33 June 11, 2019